@WhoIsTheBaldGuy is back at it again! From the guy who brought you the Dildo Drone and the Dildo Selfie Stick it’s basically a hoverboard (*cough* *Cough* Segway *Cough* *Cough*) with a rotating dildo attachment. There’s nothing much else to say really apart from watch the video and then to hear the guys thoughts on it!
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Football season has started again and we’re really excited! Funk Butcher recently gave his thoughts on the game in EP 52 of How To Kill An Hour “Dildo Hoverboard” and gave it a stellar review! So don’t miss out! It’s FREE afterall! You can choose from a load of clubs to start your managerial career, over 450 to be exact and that’s spread over 15 countries and 25 leagues! Just like in managerial games you have to nuture and develop players, pick the right transfers and even select specific individuals to help train your players in a certain area of their game! What are you waiting for?! Check below for download links to iOS and Android app stores!
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We have been watching Rio 2016 recently here at How To Kill An Hour and it got us into the mood of sport and running. So instead of hitting the gym or the track we downloaded a iPhone game, which yes it does include Zombies, if you’re a long time listener you’ll know we’re partial to a bit of Zombie fun. In the game its the end of the world, you’re being chased by Zombies. All you have to do is RUN! That’s all there is to say really! Check below for download links to iOS and Android app stores!
Listen to more of our thoughts on the game in EP 52 – Dildo Hoverboard!
Friend of the show and long time co-host, Funk Butcher has a brand new project and they are known as ‘The Joi-Fuhl’ . They released ‘Don’t You Worry’ back in February and now it has a stunning a picturesque music video to accompany the upbeat, soul and funk infused house track. Directed by Myles Whittingham the video features two twenty-somethings having fun, laughing and frolicking about in a forest throwing painted dust at one another. Generally having a good time, which is what we all love house music for isn’t it. FUN! This track is forcing House music lovers to realise why we all fell in love with the genre in the first place, proving in style that house music is still alive and well and isn’t going anywhere soon!
Check out the visuals above and listen below:
We got the chance to head down to Escape Rooms near London Bridge to check out their crazy puzzle filled escape room, and we had a blast! Read more
Following on from our (Marcus’) love of Zombies, we were invited down to Secret Cinema’s ‘Tell No One’ event and boy were we not disappointed. We cant say too much because ‘Tell no one’ duh! Also the guys want to keep the experience an experience and not have anyone expect any thing, because where’s the fun in that eh?
It’s a special kind of horror experience as you are actually IN the movie, its hard to explain and you really have to experience it to understand how immersive that this experience actually is. The ‘Tell No One’ event is based around Danny Boyle’s 2002 British cult classic, 28 Days Later. It runs for approximately 5 hours plus a screening of the film so expect to be there for the long haul – bring clothes you don’t mind messing up – no really we’re being serious. Price point is £64 so a night out really eh?
During the ‘Virtually Dead’ event that the guys went to several weeks ago, Marcus linked up with the guys from Zed events who invited them down to help them out with the recent Zombie out break at their yard.
Based in Reading, in an abandoned Shopping Mall, the event lasts half a day and right from arrival you are part of an immersive experience that you will not forget. Book, turn up take part and survive, everything else is provided for you, just not a change of clothes. At £119 per person it is not cheap, however, it is well worth the price think Left for Dead 2 but in real life.
Nick Bright said during our latest episode (Mile High Dump Club) “You will walk out of that shopping center, you will walk out that mall and you will go ‘Bruv that was amazing, that was sick, I have had an amazing time, I will challenge anyone to say ahh that was sh*t, if you say that, you should be one of the zombies, because you’re dead inside!”
For more information click here:
https://www.zedevents.co.uk/
See below for pics of the event!
Are you a bearded man who needs help in sculpting that PERFECTLY shaped beard? Need help trimming down that monster beard? Well Philips have got just the tool for you….
Throughout history the fully grown beard was seen as a staple of masculinity and power. Many famous men have had beards, Emperor Hadrian sported a beard much like our own and started a trend for many Emperor’s after him, Francis Drake boasted at how he had singed the King Of Spain’s beard. Then came the 20th Century and the fresh faced look (aka like a baby) became a dominant tone. Then came the tools to sculpt the cleaner look, and the male grooming market boomed, and now we have the popularity of the beard and most famously the “Hipster Beard” and grooming tools for hipsters and those wanting a cleaner look started to look a little stale.
Until now! The Philips One Blade, a tool that even Thor himself would be jealous of, is not a shaver or a trimmer – its just a blade. One Blade. (Which can be used either for a wet or dry shave) Giving the ease of use and functionality that no other blade gives in being able to achieve a wide variety of facial hair styles, be that a rough and ready stubble look or the longer bearded men among us the Philips One Blade can help with that. All by combining rotary shaver and the regular trimmers in one tool no man shall have any excuse for a poorly tamed beard.
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Imagine, having the BEST, WORST luck ever?! No, think again! Because boy do we have some news for you!
Remember Mohammed Abad from the Bionic Balls Part 2 EP?, Well for those that dont know who he is, he’s the 43 year old Scottish fella who lost his love stick, his disco stick, his purple headed solider, his tonsil tickler, his trouser snake, you guessed it, his penis in a car accident when he was a child has since been given a bionic penis and lost his virginity – Mohammed operates his penis by pushing a button on his testicles to inflate and another one to deflate. Mr Nim Christopher, the consultant neurologist who built the penis every man wants (wait you’ll see why) said: ‘It will stay up as long as he wants and then when he’s had enough he switches the off button.’ – Doctors also informed him that when he went to get his penis – ‘You’ve got a big arm, so we’ll be able to make you a big penis’
Well we have an UPDATE people
He is looking for love because he has a lot to give:
Mohammed told The Mirror: ‘I’m very lonely and would love to find someone. I’ve joined Match.com and an Asian dating site and I’ve even tried Tinder, but so far I’ve had no feedback. Not one date. I’d be eternally grateful if someone helped me find love, I’ve got a lot to give. The ultimate goal is to have two kids but I need to find somebody first”
He has normal levels of testosterone and and doctors believe he will be able to have children.
So a big dick and can go for as long as he wants without a care in the world. Silver linings and all that Mohammed. Silver linings.
If Homefront: The Revolution didn’t seem sick enough already, the guys over at Deep Silver have announced MORE features. Check below for more info:
Deep Silver today unveiled the Homefront®: The Revolution ‘Merits’ program – a reward scheme for members of the Homefront community. All you got to do is register at Homefront-Game.com and earn merits by completing simple actions on the website. Almost as easy as taking candy from a baby!
Each merit that you guys earn unlocks a piece of Combat Gear from the Red Rebel set, which then can be used to customise your Co-Op character in Resistance Mode. How do I get this gear to use in-game I hear you ask? Simply link your profile to your Xbox/PSN/Steam account to your Homefront account a little bit closer to when the game releases in May. There’s a total of 7 Merits for you to get your teeth sunk into and more will be released over a period of weeks.
AND if that weren’t enough there’s a new ‘Hearts and Minds 101’ Featurette that’s been released (Video Above) which highlights how you guys can perform actions in the open world of Homefront®:The Revolution, which with a bit of luck will ignite a Revolution!!!!
Homefront: The Revolution is scheduled for release on 17th May 2016 in North America, and 20th May 2016 in all other territories on Xbox One, PlayStation 4 and Windows PC.
For more information and to get the latest updates on both Homefront: The Revolution and the upcoming Xbox One Closed Beta, follow the Homefront Twitter and Instagram at @HomefrontGame or on Facebook at Facebook.com/HomefrontGame.