@WhoIsTheBaldGuy is back at it again! From the guy who brought you the Dildo Drone and the Dildo Selfie Stick it’s basically a hoverboard (*cough* *Cough* Segway *Cough* *Cough*) with a rotating dildo attachment. There’s nothing much else to say really apart from watch the video and then to hear the guys thoughts on it!
Here at How To Kill An Hour we came across this really cool new product from Tesla called the Powerwall What the Powerwall basically is, is a massive battery for your home. It’s automated and compact so it’s not an eye sore and is super easy to install. The Powerwall is really cool in that it charges using the electricity that is generated from solar panels or when utility rates are low and powers your home in the evening instead of the grid. It’s so powerful you can even go off the grid entirely! Saving yourself a few bucks in the process, all from the power of the SUN! It also acts as a back-up so if there is a power-cut you will know nothing about it because the Powerwall kicks in and allows you to keep on playing that COD marathon!
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Funk Butcher recently was on the hunt for a new durable bag and discovered the SWISSGEAR 15inch notebook bag. It’s hard wearing and really durable, and holds A LOT of stuff. Funk even said himself that it could hold roughly up to 2 weeks worth of clothing. Whether or not that holds true is up to you to decide, but it looks like it can hold A LOT of stuff:
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It comes with and internal pocket includes special pouch to secure and hold a CD Player (who still uses those?) or an MP3 player with an external headphone port so it never has to leave your bag! Either way for £50 it looks like a great bargain!
Buy Now!
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Here at How To Kill An Hour we LOVE the GameVice gaming controller for iPhone 6! Just ask Funk Butcher! Some say he is still in the chair from 2 weeks ago and is STILL playing Final Fantasy 7! Gamevice is basically like your PS4 or Xbox One controller but for your iPhone or Idevice (Ipad Pro version coming soon!) It comes equipped with triggers, buttons and joysticks just like a home console controller! So no more greasy fingers on that nice retina screen of yours! Best of all it is completely lag free and connects simply via lightning, just plug and play! Download the GameVice Live app to see what games are compatible and away you go!
To hear more of our thoughts listen to EP 50 Leonardo-D*ck-Caprio or EP 52 Dildo Hoverboard!!!
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Remember Nokia, the BIG, well used to be BIG, like HUGE, mobile phone manufacturer, well they arent dead and buried yet. They are BACK in the form of VR cameras!
VR is blowing up! Nokia is happy to help you ride the new wave that is VR, with Nokia creating a VR Broadcasting option for its Ozo Camera (worth $60K) which will show 360-degree video as it happens, complete with spatial audio.
While the likes of you and I wont be able to afford to experiment with it, streaming providers and other broadcasters will be able to play soon.
With the camera reaching a handful of partners in the spring and hopefully be widely available this summer, so don’t be surprised if immersive videos are commonplace in the near future.
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Imagine, having the BEST, WORST luck ever?! No, think again! Because boy do we have some news for you!
Remember Mohammed Abad from the Bionic Balls Part 2 EP?, Well for those that dont know who he is, he’s the 43 year old Scottish fella who lost his love stick, his disco stick, his purple headed solider, his tonsil tickler, his trouser snake, you guessed it, his penis in a car accident when he was a child has since been given a bionic penis and lost his virginity – Mohammed operates his penis by pushing a button on his testicles to inflate and another one to deflate. Mr Nim Christopher, the consultant neurologist who built the penis every man wants (wait you’ll see why) said: ‘It will stay up as long as he wants and then when he’s had enough he switches the off button.’ – Doctors also informed him that when he went to get his penis – ‘You’ve got a big arm, so we’ll be able to make you a big penis’
Well we have an UPDATE people
He is looking for love because he has a lot to give:
Mohammed told The Mirror: ‘I’m very lonely and would love to find someone. I’ve joined Match.com and an Asian dating site and I’ve even tried Tinder, but so far I’ve had no feedback. Not one date. I’d be eternally grateful if someone helped me find love, I’ve got a lot to give. The ultimate goal is to have two kids but I need to find somebody first”
He has normal levels of testosterone and and doctors believe he will be able to have children.
So a big dick and can go for as long as he wants without a care in the world. Silver linings and all that Mohammed. Silver linings.
Well here’s one for the paranoid lovers out there, someone has come up with a surefire way** to tell infidelity!
There’s a mattress (costing £1,200) which informs you when your partner is CHEATING! (*If they have sex on your bed)
According to its Spanish manufacturers Durmet, it has concealed sensors that are supposed to detect sexy movements and send a text to you or your partners phone depending, if well you know…
The company’s hilarious tagline is:
‘If your partner isn’t faithful, then at least your mattress will be,’ according to the company’s slogan.
Apparently the technology is so advanced,they will be able to see in real time which parts of the bed are being used.
Better to be safe than sorry, right?
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Happiness does not come from binge watching that, stop it, go outside and speak to the opposite sex!!
According to new research from the University of Toledo, Netflix binge-watching, could make you miserable – describing it as “a growing public health concern that needs to be addressed”.
400 people surveyed and results screened for Tv Addiction, 77 percent watched two or more hours of TV a day on average and 35 percent described themselves as “binge-watchers”. Binge-watching had a positive correlation with poor mental and physical wellbeing, so think twice before you sit there and let that timer run down to 0!
Everything in movies eventually comes true, just like bluetooth phones in Star Trek, now self lacing shoes!
We’re still waiting for the Back to the Future Styled Nike Mag, Nike has revealed its first self lacing shoe – all be it in a different style – “Nike HyperAdapt 1.0”
The shoe senses the wearers heel and tightens its laces accordingly. Though once the shoe is on, the wearer can adjust the fit with two buttons on the side to get things perfect.
Nike is already looking forward to versions that adjust fit on the fly, as the athlete needs more or less tension.
HyperAdapt 1.0 is set to arrive around Christmas and will go on sale only to Nike+ members for an unspecified price.
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Jay Z being a business man once again and ripping off the little guy!
Jay Z already pulled ‘Reasonable Doubt’ off Spotify before he launched TIDAL – recently he has quietly pulled his 2001 Blueprint Albums off of ALL streaming services but his own, (Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, GooglePlay)
However you can still listen to the majority of Jay Z’s back-catalogue on those music services – he’s only pulled BluePrint.